If only I had that on video 😐

A group of Frieds and I were known to have fun doing wheelies and stoppies etc in our small town.

Another guy who really never rode with us, or much at all, pulled up to my driveway while we were sitting on our bikes talking.

He’s always been a super hyper amped up kinda guy. Anyway he pulls up, bike still running and yells through his helmet “how y’all do them wheelies man you just rev it up and dump the clutch?!?!” Before I could get my head swinging the other way from my huge NOOO! I was trying to give, He pins it and hits the rev limiter, and bang! Dumps the clutch!

Luckily his rear tire broke loose instead of back flipping on his head. He never let off! He ran through 3 gears down the street when all of the sudden I see a big white explosion. POOF!!!

It was a weird explosion tho. No flames. It was white and fluffy. It hung out in the air and slowly floated away. He pulls over on the side of the road holding his chest in pain.

I took off on my bike to go check on him.

On the way I saw what looked to be a mocking bird laying in the street who was completely bald from his wings back. It was flopping around a little still. I thought that was weird to see.

Anyway I pulled up next to the guy and he was still holding his chest. He turned towards me and I saw hundreds of feathers stuck in and too his shirt. Oh, and bird 💩 all over.

This fool ran up behind a poor mocking bird flying up the street minding his own business. He was going so fast he pretty much exploded the little fella. Poor bird had no idea what hit him. And the poor guy had no idea what he hit.

If only I had that on video 😐