It happened about 9 years ago. Pennsylvania state police began to scour the hills outside rural Johnstown after reports of three animal rights activists going missing. Activists disappeared after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally.

The organizer urged on the activists to shout “Murders!” and throw balls with fake blood at bikers. This way they decided to protect animals from motorcyclists wearing leather…

Two of them were discovered by fast food workers duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters. One victim was found taped to a tree.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly wrong.”

The organizer said, after being tired of throwing fake blood at older women wearing fur coats, they decided to protest at the motorcycle event, hoping to show the bikers their outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike accessories.

“In fact, motorcycle gangs are abusing leather clothing and we decided it was time that we let them know that we disagree with them… which means, they have to stop!”

According to witnesses,protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood,and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers-by.This, evidently, is when big noise raised up.

“They peed on me!!!” said one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care.I called him a murderer, and all he said was, “You can’t prove that.” Then he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day,and would not let me off, because his girlfriend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Activists also said they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers farted on their heads.

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests, however, organizers of the motorcycle rally are "surprised."

“That’s ridiculous”, said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee.“We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us.They threw things at us, called us names,and tried to ruin the entire event.So, what did we do?We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly? Just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not invite ordinary people to our parties! I personally think they have no reason to say nasty things about us, after we did our best to make them feel welcome!”

The reports of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and farting on their heads, the organizer declined to comment in detail.“That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.

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