British biker humor

A group of bikers on sports bikes all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Weatherspoon’s in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the bikers now sport tourers again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Weatherspoon’s in Uxbridge because the food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends now on Adventure bikes again discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Weatherspoon’s in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace and quiet, and it was good value for money.
Ten years later, now on Harleys at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Weatherspoon’s in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, riding battery powered zimmer’s the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Weatherspoon’s in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.