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“Biker Banter: Where Horsepower Meets Smart Mouths”
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“Biker Banter: Where Horsepower Meets Smart Mouths”

1. Male rider: “That bike looks too heavy for you.”
Female rider: “Funny, I said the same thing about your beer belly.” 🍺😂

2. Male rider: “Bet you only picked that bike because it’s pretty.”
Female rider: “Yup. And I picked it faster than you pick a line through a corner.” 🏍️💨

3. Male rider: “I ride to escape drama.”
Female rider: “That’s why you’re still single and polishing chrome on a Saturday night.” 🤣

4. Male rider: “You ride like a girl!”
Female rider: “Thanks! Smooth, fast, and still looking good when I park.” 😉

5. Male rider: “I could teach you a few tricks on that bike.”
Female rider: “Sure, as long as it’s not the trick where you stall at the lights.” 🛑😂

6. Male rider: “Women only ride because they like the attention.”
Female rider: “Nah, we ride because you lot are too slow to keep us entertained.” 🏍️💨

7. Female rider: “At least I can touch the ground when I stop.”
Male rider: “Yeah, but I’ve got longer legs… for pushing my broken bike home.” 😂

8. Male rider: “Your bike is way too clean, do you even ride it?”
Female rider: “Yup. I just don’t ride into bushes like you do.” 🌳🤣

9. Female rider: “Boys polish bikes like they’re girlfriends.”
Male rider: “And girls ride bikes like they stole them!” 😆

10. Male rider: “You only overtook me because I let you.”
Female rider: “Keep telling yourself that… want me to slow down so you can prove it?” 😉

11. Male rider: “Women riders only get attention because people are shocked to see them on a big bike.”
Female rider: “Nah… it’s because we look good on the bike. You lot just look like delivery drivers.” 🏍️🤣

12. Male rider: “Wheelies are for real bikers.”
Female rider: “Funny… I thought balance was for toddlers.” 🏍️😂

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