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Well, I'm in the hospital.
Martin Hodari
Martin Hodari
29 Jul 2020

Well, I'm in the hospital.

This has not been a good day. After spending the last 3 months quarantined inside the house, limited contact with my family or friends since mid March... enough is enough. So I decided to go learn to ride a motorcycle with a good friend. Something I have wanted to try for a while It turned out to be a horrible mistake! I got on the motorcycle and I started out slowly, but then it got crazy windy. I went faster and faster and before I knew it, I was going as fast as that bike could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my pants on the foot peg beside the crash bar. I was being dragged and was bouncing all over the place. The motorcycle just would not stop!
Thankfully the manager at Coop came running out and unplugged the machine. Then he actually had the nerve to take the rest of my £1 coins and my bottle of vodka so I wouldn't try to ride the fire truck or clown car.
I have a few scrapes and bruises but nothing's broken. I will wear a helmet next time. 🙃
How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh!

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